Undateable: GQ’s Style Guide To Everything You’re Doing Wrong…

Posted in 2 Cents, Fashion, Literature on March 22, 2010 at 5:47 pm

My prayers have been answered!!! Have you ever seen someone committing a fashion crime so heinous that you wanted to arrest them on the spot yourself? Unfortunately, you can’t, and it isn’t exactly polite to say “So you do know that you look like an idiot with those boot cut jeans and that over sized button down, right?” Well GQ magazine comes through for the male race yet again so that now all you have to say is “So….GQ.com.” Their new “Undateable” article is spot on and an instant classic. It gives gentlemen a blueprint on what not to wear, unless your purpose is to never attract the opposite sex. Check out my top three tips from the list below and see the entire article and slide show here.

1. Sports Jerseys: Only acceptable at a sporting event. Actually, we take that back. This whole look is just plain queer. And by queer we don’t mean gay. A gay man would never be caught dead in one. They make you look like a big, lumbering seven-year-old.

2. Sunglasses Indoors or at Night: Comedian Larry David put it best… “You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.”

3. Tighty Whities: Just plain creepy.

Tags: GQ Magazine, Men's Fashion, What Not To Wear