Ok so today’s trending topic #blamediddy on Twitter of course sparked discussion on people’s careers(or lack thereof) and how Diddy has played a hand in their downfall. I began to think about the actual number of people whose lives have been affected. I’m talking losing weight because they can’t afford to eat, or gaining weight because all they eat is Kennedy Fried Chicken type of affected. This is kinda sad, yet funny; and kinda for fun, yet very true. Below is the list(of what I could remember) in no particular order of those that have FALLEN under the wing of Diddy. I’ll give him credit and say peeps like 112, Ma$e and a few others had their respective times to shine so they’re really only there for list fattening purposes, but some of these really never had a chance, almost to the point of being a joke. ALSO… group acts don’t get bundled — I’m talking about people’s LIVES here, so each member in a group counts as one(1)! LOL

Here we go:

Loon
Craig Mack
Ma$e
Faith Evans
Black Rob
Carl Thomas
G-Dep
Shyne
Cassie
Cheri Dennis
Donnie Klang
Mario Winans
Total – counts as 3 people
B5 – counts as 5 people
112 – counts as 4 people
The Lox – counts as 3 people
Dream – counts as 5 people
Da Band + Sarah’s husband- counts as 7 people
Danity Kane – counts as 5 people
Harlem World – counts as 6 people

This is sad ya’ll… that’s 50 folk. Forreal though? AND PEOPLE ARE STILL BREAKING THEIR NECK TO GET ON HIS SHOW?! Say a little prayer. I’ve already popped the Moet and have it waiting to pour out for any of his FUTURE employees.

If you remember anymore holla @ the comments…

I was watching TV and saw a commercial for Saw VI. Immediately a feeling of disdain came over me. This has become the single most annoying franchise in recent movie history for me, mainly because they seem pointless, factory made, and lack the richness of the original.Let’s face it, terms of great movie-making and story telling, they could’ve stopped at the first one. At the time the first Saw movie was released viewers didn’t really know what they were getting themselves into. It was a fresh, well-written, unexpected hit. The magnitude of the cult following that emerged afterward was one that hadn’t been seen for a new horror franchise perhaps since the days of ‘Scream’ in the late 90′ and early 2000’s. Saw is now going on the 6th installment, and one question for me, besides the obvious money to be made is… “why?” I can’t even say I’ve followed along too tough after the third one, deciding to ACTIVELY refuse seeing the 4th and 5th versions. Well now there’s a number six coming this year. I think you know it’s time to stop making movies when you stage a reality show to allow people – not necessarily trained actors – but people,.. in general… to compete for the role. How this story ties into the other 5 movies? Not sure… and I’m not sure that I care. But despite the obvious following these movies have, and the millions of dollars that stand to be made from its release they should just let this be the end of it. For the sake of staying true to original concepts, ideas, and not milking a genre just because you can… I think the Saw Franchise… should have a sea

I also realized that the not so good folks over at Ticketmaster have a personal vendetta against me. How do I know this? Take a look at my little security joint that everyone has to fill out before getting placed on the queue.

WTF.  Is that a fraction? Come on guys, that’s not right and you know it. What ever happened to “wicker fence” or something like that. I usually get the silliest easiest ones. But no.. for Jay? Oh no, you’ve gotta put that work in, I coulda practiced on Mavis Beacon if somebody woulda told me an hour before ‘it’ll go get this difficult’. LOL, I actually typed this in the first time, but everytime after if the joint was too hard I pressed the Try Another. Plus, the only thing worse than not getting the tickets is seeing the numerous resellers that have popped up all over the place. A few of which I saw on stubhub.com which had a price as high as $45,000! I think that’s personally a mistake though, that’s just absurd, especially since they aren’t even floor seats.

Sadly M&N won’t be in attendance smh. We tried though… we really did. But by all means if the good folks at Roc Nation would like to pass two our way, it would be much appreciated!

Here’s a little compilation video of a bunch of folk wishing Beyonce Happy Birthday. How nice of them, lol. Her birthday was yesterday September 4th, she turned 28.

Apparently T-Pain couldn’t let his adopted child die. In a shocking turn of events the “In love with a stripper” crooner decided to bring his beloved Auto-Tune back in the form of an iPhone App.

The self-confessed murderer, Sean Corey Carter, was unavailable for comment at press time so there’s currently no word on whether another hit has been placed on poor Mr. Auto-Tunes life. Comrades and colleagues of both Mr. Tune and Mr. Pain have allegedly begun speaking out about these recent turn events. One being Senegalese-American superstar Akon who decided to release a video showing his support for Mr. Tune and his new role as an entrepreneur. Anyone interested in purchasing the application, given the codename ‘Smule’, can visit the App store as it is currently available for $2.99. Trusted sources tell us all proceeds from sales of the app will go to the Campaign for the Preservation of Auto-Tune.(CPAT) Take a look at the video below…

 

 

 

 

But in all seriousness, if anybody downloads this and tries it out let us know how you like it.

So I’m sure everyone heard of the infamous Chris Brown and Larry King interview that showed on CNN last night. I saw it… and I’m still struggling to see what the point of it was. Nothing was learned at all. An interview is about shedding some sort of light on the situation at hand, you know… actually answering questions? Well there wasn’t very much of that. As an interviewee if there are over 10 things you’d “rather not discuss”, perhaps you should stay home. Especially if the majority of those things are of the reason you’re presently relevant. If his PR people spearheaded the decision to go on TV, they should be fired. Because at least to me, now he looks like a fool. All the stuttering,waivering eyes, and uneasiness sort of annoyed me. The mother/lawyer cosignage didn’t help in the least. Now certainly he needn’t give a play by play of how he rammed her head into a window or viciously gnawed on her manicured fingertips, but at least be a little vocal and open about something more than “I’m really sorry, this isn’t in my character.” I could probably continue about all the things wrong with both Chris Brown, his moms, and real talk, even Rihanna but I don’t even feel like this situation is relevant anymore. It’s boring, and old. I haven’t really heard anyone say they will never listen to Chris’ music again, so I’m sure he’ll be fine. His endorsement deals are a wrap, but I’m sure he could probably still get a number 1 single or something. Did you watch the interview? What’d you think? Was it worth him even doing?

Here’s part 1 of the interview